Cupid Shot Down Over Local Farm; Mistaken For Wild Goose
Mobile, Alabama -- In a development that's sending shockwaves around the world, Cupid has been hospitalized after sustaining a shotgun blast to his left buttocks region today."How the hell was I...
View ArticleLosers of Miss Hideous USA to Contest Final Results
"Nah, that bitch ain't all that," Miss Mildred Gates, the Second Runner-up and winner of Miss Hideously Ugly Arkansas, bitterly complained during a post-pageant dust-up involving several of the...
View ArticleNorth Korea Fields Team for World Cup; Secret Weapon Rumors Abound
Johannesburg -- As teams from around the world arrive in South Africa in preparation for the 2010 World Cup, one team in particular looms as particularly threatening. Last having fielded a World Cup...
View ArticleLocal Toad Escapes Godzilla's Grasp in Frantic Pissing Frenzy
Weekly World News, UK Bureau -- Reports coming in from the UK today confirm that a small local toad has miraculously survived a harrowing encounter with none other than Godzilla himself this evening."I...
View ArticleLouisiana State Senate: "This Oil Spill Will Now Cease, by God!"
Update, Yet another Day of Prayer has been declared for June 27, 2010, in both Louisiana and Texas as the first Day of Prayer failed to produce results Update #2, July 13, 2010. God still refuses to be...
View ArticleIsner & Mahut Face Charges as Multitudes of Sensory Deprived Fans Collapse & Die
Wimbledon -- Tragedy struck Wimbledon today as hundreds of exhaustively bored tennis onlookers were rushed to local hospitals, including at least one man via wheelbarrow as local highways became...
View ArticleLocal Writer Botches Miley Cyrus Vagina Story Costing TheSpoof! Gobs of...
TheSpoof! -- In a development rarely seen on the pages of TheSpoof!, a well respected and beloved writer completely bombs his first attempt at a simple vagina story, and hasn't been heard from...
View ArticleHey Russia, How About a Toothless Crack-Ho Spy Next Time, Stupid
Washington, D.C. -- Authorities stunned the nation as news of the arrest of a young, knock-out gorgeous alleged Russian spy spread across the networks today."What in the world?" one flabbergasted...
View ArticleHordes of Ex-Catholic Priests Stage "Santa for Kids" Convention in July
Bloomington, Minnesota, July 1, 2010 -- A huge convention of Catholic ex-priests descended on the Mall of America today for the purpose of paying special attention to the area's children."It's only...
View ArticleJustin Bieber & Taylor Lautner Piss Off the UK, & Video Proof Anna Chapman's...
United Kingdom -- Well it's been a busy week to say the least. Not since Miley Cyrus systematically defiled the delicate sensibilities of much of the country has the UK found itself collectively...
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